Now I've Heard Everything
Ladies and Germs,
May I have your attention please!
For the mere asking price of One Million Dollars,
You too can own a 23 foot by 12 foot garage spot
slap dab in the middle of the City that Never Sleeps,
otherwise known as the Big Apple,
or to you plebeians, New York City.
Um, for that price,
I think I'll take a cab.