Global Warming?

Now, I've heard of all this nonsense of

Global Warming,

usually in the immediate vicinity of Al Gore,

but this is just ridiculous.

146.5 degrees outside, really?

Not.

Actually, it was only 40.9 degrees outside.

False alarm.

The sky is not falling.

Everyone can go about their business now.

But, if anyone did believe that,

I do have some nice ocean front property in

Southern Indiana for sale.

Call me.