The Eight Days of Ham

On the third day of ha-am, my true love gave to me,

a lovely ha-am salad.

Thank you. 

I won't quit my day job.

And no it doesn't pay anything.

Thanks for asking.

Now I'm depressed.

Happy now?

Into a container, mix:

4 cups minced ham

1/4 cup diced onion

1 rib celery, diced

4 tablespoons pickle relish

1 teaspoon honey mustard

4 tablespoons mayonnaise

2 teaspoons sugar

Mix well and adjust seasonings o taste.

Ham salad sandwich with Grippo's Bar-B-Q potato chips.

I'm a happy girl.  

Even if I do have to order the chips on line.